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Everybody should spend at least one hour walking around wearing a shark head.  It's a very informative experience that can show you who you really are for two reasons.  First, since you're wearing another head over your own, no one will know who you are; this anonymity can be liberating, especially in party situations.  Second, you will become a celebrity the instant you put on a shark head and hit the streets.  Random strangers will want to get their picture taken with you, people will wave and honk as they drive by, and bros will offer you more free beer than you can drink.  The world is your oyster when you're wearing a shark head, my friends.