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| page 96 |
It's just like that old capitalist saying goes: "If you're out of bread, just eat your locks. If you don't have locks, then eat some rocks."
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| page 95 |
Sure, you may have a fancy "degree" that says otherwise, but unless you've viewed a beloved film from your childhood while blackout drunk, you haven't really been to college.
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| page 94 |
These guys are beastly fellows, and if you ever encounter one, chances are you won't live to tell anyone about it. Keep your eyes peeled.
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| pages 92-93 |
The many inventions of Dr. Herbert DeWinters have saved countless lives throughout the years, and for that we should all be grateful. Where would we be without the laser-powered drill, or the goblin shield, or the quantum detangler? Dead, that's where.
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| pages 90-91 |
I'm kind of bummed that Lady Gaga's whole "Queen Amidala on mescaline" aesthetic didn't catch on in the wider pop music community. I get that it's an integral part of her uniqueness as an artist, but I'd love to see more mainstream teenybopper acts dressed head-to-toe in freshly-slaughtered goat entrails and bubble wrap as they perform at the VMAs. Maybe then, I'd tune in.
