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You may think that writing letters is old-fashioned and uncool, but you know what else is pretty old-fashioned? Breathing oxygen, but I don't see anyone saying how lame it is that people still do that.
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Look it up; it's in the Bible somewhere, I'm positive.
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| page 61 |
Deep inside each and every one of us is an antler animal; all you have to do to unleash it is lose your fucking mind.
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| page 60 |
I wish things would glow bright green if they were radioactive like they do in cartoons. The Cold War already seems like the plot of a G.I. Joe episode, so it would be appropriate if the nuclear weapons matched the over-the top mentality of everything else.
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Graffiti is the only crime where the better you are at it, the more people actually approve of you doing it. Nobody gets excited when a world famous arsonist burns down their house.
