Guido Castle

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Take a journey to the scenic Guido Castle: a place where everybody is your "brah" and the Jager shots never run out.  A place where your hair is always perfectly gelled and your designer shades are never counterfeit knock-offs.  A place where all the women are bimbos and it's always happy hour.  A place where the steroid needles never hurt and there's always an open tanning bed.  A little slice of Jersey heaven right here on Earth.