The Wolfanfenstein

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It's a little known fact, one you never learned in D.A.R.E. class, but a combination of alcohol and cannabis, if consumed together in the correct proportion and at the right time, can transform the human body into a lupine beast.  Scientists are still studying the phenomenon and its origins, and they have determined that it commonly occurs after drinking 4 beers followed by a GB.  Beyond that, very little is known for certain about the mysterious Wolfanfenstein, except for their marked fondness for shotgunning and Van Halen's "Panama."