The "Travolta Deathclaw"

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Using the magic of CGI, Hollywood should have no problem bringing this nightmare to life. The only question is which version of Travolta would be more terrifying: young, feathered-hair 70's Travolta or old, beefy-necked modern-day Travolta?  Actually, the more I think about this, the more obvious it is that the clear choice here is definitely the Battlefield Earth version.