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After nearly two years of soul searching and focus groups, the Republican Party is proud to debut their new, improved mascot: Some White Guy.
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Yet another quality food product from your friends at Raskind Industries.
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As you might expect, A.A.L. is not exactly a hit at parties, but it's not for the reason you think. He's super into Ayn Rand and nobody wants to hear about how much sense Atlas Shrugged makes if you just think about it.
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It turns out that combining the head of a human with the body of a scorpion doesn't yield an effective killing machine so much as a creepy hippie.
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Despite being raised by apex predators, Skittle's dad was surprisingly well-adjusted to the world of banking.
Someone needs to set aside a town for all the bros in America where they can go and bro out without disturbing the public. Maybe one of those dying farm towns in Kansas or South Dakota where only 6 people still live. Definitely someplace far from civilization. It would be a bro Mecca, the vacation destination for all stripes of douchebag, from the sleeveless t shirt-wearing redneck bro to the Beemer-driving investment banker bro. A place where they can dehumanize women and swill shitty lite beer and blast Lil Wayne to their hearts' content, so the rest of us can get on with the business of being decent human beings in peace.
It's time to crack open Volume II, The New Testament of Kraezofsky. This one features the newest and most sensational drawings yet!
