Bros

Someone needs to set aside a town for all the bros in America where they can go and bro out without disturbing the public.  Maybe one of those dying farm towns in Kansas or South Dakota where only 6 people still live.  Definitely someplace far from civilization.  It would be a bro Mecca, the vacation destination for all stripes of douchebag, from the sleeveless t shirt-wearing redneck bro to the Beemer-driving investment banker bro. A place where they can dehumanize women and swill shitty lite beer and blast Lil Wayne to their hearts' content, so the rest of us can get on with the business of being decent human beings in peace.