Snackbar Jones

pages 72-73

Some legends are so much larger-than-life that, to properly tell their stories, one would have to break the very boundaries of language itself.  Their exploits are so astonishingly superhuman in scope that one would be forgiven for confusing them with gods.  Their lives are so vast and epic that the fabric of the universe itself shudders with awe.  Snackbar Jones is one such man.