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| page 18 |
A giant robotic, fire-breathing head that runs on cardboard boxes is either the lamest or the coolest thing you'll see all day, depending on whether you're at Burning Man or the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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| pages 16-17 |
This is basically the contents of any 12 year old's brain.
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| pages 14-15 |
The only thing funnier than those Celebrity Jeopardy sketches from SNL is the time Wolf Blitzer was on and completely bombed.
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| page 13 |
In the not-too-distant future, all suburbs will be populated exclusively by the children of hipsters, who will live there as a form of rebellion. They will be sick of the conformity they find in the gentrified cities they were raised in and eager to get back to their white roots and experience how their ancestors lived a hundred years ago, which at this point in the future would be around the 1950s. What I'm trying to say is this: in the future, the suburbs will be even more unfathomably white (in every sense of the word) than they are today.
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| page 12 |
If DMX actually rapped about ancient Egypt, I feel like he'd be even more popular than he is now, if only because middle school teachers desperate to reach their classes of indifferent youth would play his concept album about the Book of the Dead and call it a day.
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| pages 10-11 |
It's summer, and you know what that means! Time to put on your favorite pair of shades and anthropomorphic inner tube and jump in the nearest body of water.
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| page 9 |
Party Lincoln is here to emancipate your lame-ass get together, and he brought a handle of whiskey to prove it. He's been raging since four score and seven blunts ago, brah.
