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| page 27 |
I hope you like sandwiches, because I just told you how to make one.
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| page 26 |
"Listening to the frog of wisdom speak" is probably the best euphemism for vomiting I've encountered in my many travels on this planet.
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| pages 24-25 |
It's a little known fact, but each strain of cannabis has a totem or spirit animal associated with it, and if you smoke too much at once, your head will take on the form of the relevant animal. To get a shark head, just smoke an ounce of Sour Diesel.
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| page 23 |
I've got news for any Google Glass users who think they're on the cutting-edge of technology: the future of wearable tech isn't on your head, it's up your ass.
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| pages 20-21 |
You should always try to work a Rodney Dangerfield quote into the conversation; nothing else is quite so simultaneously high-brow and low-brow.
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| page 19 |
You're not really an artist unless you've got a notebook full of half-baked installation ideas you have no intention of ever doing.
