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I think the best kind of movies are the obscure semi-forgettable ones. The kind that you never seek out, but end up watching on hour 5 of a cross country flight out of sheer boredom or happen to catch on some basic-cable backwater while in the grips of insomnia. They are seen only once, and then live on as mis-remembered bizarre plot points and a composite of scenes full of elaborate spectacle. in your mind. The movie ends up becoming a weird, better version of itself in your memory bank than anything Hollywood could ever come up with.
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You know the old saying: first you hit the beer bong hard, then the beer bong hits you harder.
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There's no better way to spend an afternoon than sitting on a porch with a six pack and doing some old-fashioned people watching.
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Gentlemen, salami sales are down 15%, turkey is down 28%, and don't even get me started on the numbers for bologna. One thing is clear; it's time to re-brand cold cuts for the Millennial generation using the time-tested strategy of appealing to the nostalgia for their idyllic youth. This will be done through association with a beloved snack food that was heavily marketed during the 1990s. I give you Meaty Fruit Roll-Ups!
