The Treasure Professor

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If you ever uncover a Mayan relic while digging in your garden or you find a book written in an indecipherable script or maybe you stumble onto a Viking burial mound, just call the Treasure Professor.  He'll be there in a jiffy to determine if you're dealing with a Sumerian or a Babylonian water-demon, because only he can tell the difference.  And believe me, you'll want to be sure which kind it is before you say any incantations or make any sacrifices.