Pulsing Monolith

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If I ever become a billionaire, I'm going to commission a porno version of 2001: A Space Odyssey that remains faithful to the plot and all of Kubrick's cinematography.  The only differences will be that the black monolith is replaced with a giant penis, and everyone is naked, even when they're in outer space.  And HAL will try and seduce Dave instead of kill him.