The Duct-er

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It would be even scarier if "the Duct-er" was an ex-Nazi type mad doctor who used duct tape in all his heinous experiments, taping together different animals to create the ultimate Aryan dog or whatever.  "Ze Duct-or ess not pleased vith ze normal dachshund, und so I haff taken ze liberty of taping un eagle on his back!  Now he can fly through ze heavens like ze Furher's glorious Luftwaffe!"