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I'm back from an unscheduled computer-related hiatus, during which time I was unable to access the files containing these glorious pages of wisdom. What better way to restart things than with this page featuring one of the all-time greatest quotes ever uttered by a human being. Enjoy.
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There's nothing quite like the doodles in the margins of old schoolwork. It's the perfect mix of innocence and profanity.
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Fact: playing postwar cool jazz in the background will instantly class up any social gathering, from a D&D quest to an S&M orgy.
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You may think that writing letters is old-fashioned and uncool, but you know what else is pretty old-fashioned? Breathing oxygen, but I don't see anyone saying how lame it is that people still do that.
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Look it up; it's in the Bible somewhere, I'm positive.
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Deep inside each and every one of us is an antler animal; all you have to do to unleash it is lose your fucking mind.
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I wish things would glow bright green if they were radioactive like they do in cartoons. The Cold War already seems like the plot of a G.I. Joe episode, so it would be appropriate if the nuclear weapons matched the over-the top mentality of everything else.
