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If this was a real thing back in the 80's, George Lucas would be the richest human in history by now.
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| page 45 |
Dick flashlight is not a real flashlight and should not be used in an emergency. Accessories shown here not included. Requires 2 AA batteries (also not included).
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| page 44 |
Christmas residue is what's left stuck to your body after you have sex with a stripper. Or so I'm told.
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| page 43 |
I saw this guy walking in the rain one night, dressed in a banana costume. It was pretty whimsical until I noticed that he had mechanical claws instead of hands.
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Larry the Cable Guy was never meant for American audiences, but instead, he was created for some foreign reality TV show. He's like a version of the "naive foreigner" Borat-type character that is from America instead of some "exotic" country. He's been openly mocking our culture and way of life for YEARS and we still haven't caught on to his act.
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Feel free to use this as an image macro when replying to assholes on the internet.
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Saying you're doing something "for science" is hands-down the best way of justifying or explaining your actions to any curious bystander. Especially if what you're doing is illegal.
