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| page 43 |
Just try and resist it. It's impossible.
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| page 42 |
Thanks to the propaganda efforts by the fatcats in Big Cannabis, the public has no knowledge of the most serious side-effect of smoking pot: Runaway Jaw Syndrome, or RJS. Please, tell a stoner you care about, before it's too late.
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If you ever find yourself in the throes of a spontaneous lycanthropic transformation, blame the liquor.
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| page 40 |
Be careful which letters you lick; some might turn you into a Roman column or a metal demon, depending on the font.
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| pages 38-39 |
The combination gun-hat may seem far-fetched now, but just wait until the 2016 Republican Convention. You'll wish you had bought stock in my hat-gun start-up when Rand Paul starts a nationwide fashion craze after he accepts the nomination with a Beretta perfectly balanced upon his head.
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If the No-Sit record ever changes your life, please send a self addressed envelope to: No-Sit Guy, PO box 754, Normal, CA 93459 and await further instructions.
