Thanks to the propaganda efforts by the fatcats in Big Cannabis, the public has no knowledge of the most serious side-effect of smoking pot: Runaway Jaw Syndrome, or RJS. Please, tell a stoner you care about, before it's too late.
The combination gun-hat may seem far-fetched now, but just wait until the 2016 Republican Convention. You'll wish you had bought stock in my hat-gun start-up when Rand Paul starts a nationwide fashion craze after he accepts the nomination with a Beretta perfectly balanced upon his head.
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