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| page 26 |
If you're ever approached by a stranger carrying a pole laden with decaying animals, and he's mumbling something about "can you buy the skiiiiinnnnssss?" while barely maintaining his balance, then you should definitely buy his wares, for he is a reputable skin merchant.
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| pages 24-25 |
This painting depicts the moment when two legendary figures met for the first time. One is a rat with a sword for a tail, the other is the original Fat Southern Sheriff, but together, they're America's favorite crime-fighting duo.
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| page 23 |
This is the most bizarre acting choice Gary Oldman has ever made in his varied career, and that includes the time he played a dwarf.
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| page 22 |
When your life is a Chuck Lorre sitcom, then you can only speak in poorly constructed puns and half-baked punchlines. It's a living hell, and it's coming up next on CBS.
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| pages 20-21 |
If you see dinosaur ghosts escaping from your demon cyclops bong after you take a hit, you're probably smoking angel dust instead of weed.
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| pages 18-19 |
I really hope that in 200 years, 80s slang is the equivalent of us talking in Shakespearean English.
