If you find yourself without any teeth after a night of partying, don't freak out! They're just chilling at Teeth Beach, and they'll crawl back into your mouth when they're done.
Slugcore is gonna be the hot new trend of 2015. It revolves around slugs; writing songs about slugs, wearing clothes with slugs printed on them, and playing retro video games as slugs. All the kids will be sluggin' out, as they will start saying in 6 months or so. Just wait.
If you encounter a tree man in the wild, the best thing to do is slowly back away while facing it. They aren't startled by sudden movements or anything like that, but it's pretty funny to rub the fact that you can walk and they can't into their smug, bark-covered faces.
We're back, baby! Volume III promises even more of the wacky hijinks you've grown to love over the past two installments. Random quotations, copyright-infringing art, drug-addled ramblings, questionable advice, and maybe a couple more shitty recipes, all ready to get sucked into your brain. Get ready.
