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If you've got any surplus hands, feet, or other unused body parts laying around, send them to this guy.
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If you find yourself without any teeth after a night of partying, don't freak out! They're just chilling at Teeth Beach, and they'll crawl back into your mouth when they're done.
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Inter-dimensional travel is the hot new twist on the usual vacation, according to this month's cover story in Trend Whore magazine!
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Slugcore is gonna be the hot new trend of 2015. It revolves around slugs; writing songs about slugs, wearing clothes with slugs printed on them, and playing retro video games as slugs. All the kids will be sluggin' out, as they will start saying in 6 months or so. Just wait.
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Contrary to popular belief, robots actually do have hearts. Unfortunately, however, they are never the original owners.
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If you encounter a tree man in the wild, the best thing to do is slowly back away while facing it. They aren't startled by sudden movements or anything like that, but it's pretty funny to rub the fact that you can walk and they can't into their smug, bark-covered faces.
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When listening to smooth 80s pop, be sure and take proper precautions against getting moist ankles.
We're back, baby! Volume III promises even more of the wacky hijinks you've grown to love over the past two installments. Random quotations, copyright-infringing art, drug-addled ramblings, questionable advice, and maybe a couple more shitty recipes, all ready to get sucked into your brain. Get ready.
